So the Eurovision is over. (Baku 2012? It’s going to be brilliant!)

Mrs J’s satellite receiver couldn’t take it. It broke down.

Yes, it’s true.

The light is on, but nobody is home.

Fear not, however, Mrs J has another one. Not the same type, and she’ll have to exercise another language center in her brain. But this is Europe after all. Hello, Guten Tag, Tjena, Moyen, Buenas Noches! We can handle it!

Bonus: She discovered this particular satellite conspiracy allows her to watch the Hockey World Championship Final tonight! Finland vs Sweden!

Brilliant again!