You want palm trees? Mrs J gives you palm trees.

You want sand? Mrs J delivers.

Will even throw in a few flags for you. You’re welcome.

Oh, you want the beach too?

With the mountains in the background?

And the river?

Are you properly fed up with Mrs J’s good fortune yet? In case you hadn’t noticed, she’s kind of squeezing it for all it’s worth.

If you’re not turning green of envy it’s probably because it’s not raining where you are.

Yet. 

OK, that’s kind of mean. Mrs J isn’t usually this smug. You probably enjoyed your day just as much as she did?

Mind you, she had a great one.

Oh, and her tan is really coming along nicely, if she may say so herself.