This is Ms Crazypants.

She’s displeased.

This is why she’s displeased. Well, that plus the fact that Mrs J has her pinned down to take this photo.

Except for a bare and a spare bellybutton everything is normal with Ms Crazypants. She just can’t understand why anyone would shave her belly and put in a new bellybutton. What an idea! It gets cold you know! Jeez.

What she doesn’t know (but Mrs J is very pleased to know) is that there are no more crazy hot pants in her future.

Ms C was a bit groggy coming back from surgery and it took about a day before the wobbly legs were gone. But everything went well and it was all much less dramatic than Mrs J feared.

And now the attitude is back, too.