This will be the second, well, possibly the third Eurovision entry on Mrs J’s Ideas, which is probably more than one too many already. Mrs J is a Eurovision freak. So be it.

In the interest of the vast majority of you all though, she’ll make this one short.

Someone will win.

They will be ecstatic.

Some will score very little (or no) points. They may be sad and/or devastated.

Some will be smug and above it all.

Some will pity the smug and just have a good time.

Mrs J will be in that last group.

Even without the hat.

Can’t wait for Saturday!