This is a guest post by the Black Stuff.

This is me.

You may call me Blackie. Everyone else seems to.

Call me. Blackie. A lot.

I’m a true hunting dog. Really. Squirrels and rabbits beware.

I’m also a teenager. Please give me a motorcycle. (Though of course  I won’t listen to you anyway if you do.)

Anything else to say?

Naw, not really.

See ya.