It’s been too long. It IS too long! Here are Mrs J’s Top 5 reasons to do something about it.

1. You’re grateful for the bad weather because it means you can wear a beanie. Even though you really don’t like wearing a beanie.

2. While you go for a walk you’re reminded of yourself by looking at trees.

3. You write about trolls and use yourself as inspiration.

4. Your hair looks more alien than the aliens in a popular science fiction series.

5. Your cats are stuck in your hair. (Not really. But they could be.)