Mrs J’s top 5 things about having the flu:

1. You get lots of sympathy. Or at least you should get. Calling your mother to make sure you’re taken care of in the sympathy department is acceptable.
2. Now is the perfect time for an action movie marathon. And/or Lord of the Rings end-to-end.
3. A 50-50 diet is suddenly acceptable. (That’s 50% junk food and 50% ice cream.)
4. You get to take lots of naps with your favorite blankie.
5. Pigs are afraid of you. Maybe.

Ms Crazypants’ top 5 best things about Mrs J having the flu:

1. I get to jump on the table
2. I get to jump on the cupboard
3. I get to hang in the curtains
4. I get to rip up the chairs
5. I get to chew on the TV cables

And nobody will stop me! Whooopeee!

Master C’s top 5 best things about Mrs J having the flu:

1. I get to nap with Mrs J
2. I get to nap with Mrs J
3. I get to nap with Mrs J
4. I get to nap with Mrs J
5. I get to zzzzzzz…. what?